Category: Chaos

Something you lost will be found. Something you needed will be lost in exchange.

The stars align for you this week. Briefly. Then one of them leaves.

An unexpected door will open. It is the fridge. Close it.

You will make a bold choice. History will describe it as “a choice”.

Today you will say “how hard can it be?” The answer will arrive by Thursday.

The universe has a plan for you. It has not yet been approved.

A coin will be tossed on your behalf. It will land on its edge, out of spite.

Fortune spins her wheel for you tonight. She has also had three glasses of wine.

Every ending is a new beginning. Every beginning has a terms and conditions page.

Order will be restored. Just not by you, and not in the order you wanted.