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Two hearts will become one. The Oracle has questions about the paperwork.
27 October 2026
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love does not reply to messages for three days.
27 October 2026
You will find someone who completes you. They will also complete your sentences, wrongly.
27 October 2026
Your perfect match exists. Their algorithm has placed you in the “maybe later” pile.
27 October 2026
Your heart wants what it wants. Your heart has terrible taste.
27 October 2026
An admirer will send you a sign. You will think it is spam and delete it.
27 October 2026
Someone will say “we need to talk”. It will be about the dishes. It is always about the dishes.
27 October 2026
You will receive a declaration of love. It will be from your bank, about a new savings account.
27 October 2026
A past flame will return. It will want its hoodie back.
27 October 2026
Someone admires you from afar. Far is where they intend to stay.
27 October 2026
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