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General Doom
The Fates have cut your thread. Do not worry, they have tape.
27 October 2026
All things must pass. Except that one song, which will be stuck in your head until spring.
27 October 2026
You will wander the Underworld for a thousand years. Or Ikea for three hours. Similar.
27 October 2026
You will face a terrible trial. It is called “assembling furniture”.
27 October 2026
Your doom is sealed. Unfortunately, so is the jar. Ask someone to open it.
27 October 2026
The end is near. Of this sentence, anyway.
27 October 2026
You will be lost in a labyrinth. It is the settings menu. The minotaur is a pop-up.
27 October 2026
An ancient evil stirs. It is the leftovers at the back of the fridge.
27 October 2026
Something wicked this way comes. It is your neighbour with a leaf blower.
27 October 2026
Darkness is coming. It is called October. Light a candle.
27 October 2026
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