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General Doom
A dark prophecy hangs over you: “updates are available”. Restarting now.
27 October 2026
Cerberus has your scent. He mostly wants a cuddle, but still.
27 October 2026
Beware the ides of every month. The direct debits come out.
27 October 2026
Your past will come back to haunt you. It has brought photos.
27 October 2026
Fear not the end of the world. Fear the reply-all.
27 October 2026
Your destiny is glorious. Your inbox says otherwise.
27 October 2026
The Underworld has reserved a seat for you. It is next to someone eating crisps loudly.
27 October 2026
A shadow falls across your path. It is a cloud. It will rain. You left the washing out.
27 October 2026
Eternal torment awaits. The hold music is already playing.
27 October 2026
The ground will open beneath you. It is a pothole. Report it to the council.
27 October 2026
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